Table of Contents I. Beginning Cutscene II. Koopa Cruiser I III. Hoohoo Village IV. Beanbean Castle V. Woohoo Hooniversity VI. Intermission: Making of Bowletta VII. Little Fungitown VIII. Joke's End - Koopa Crusier II IX. Bowser's Castle - The Koopalings X. Final Fawful Battle Note: All words (actually, just "Cakletta" in the final battle) with a * are mispelled in the game. All words enclosed in ^s are in large letters. (Example: ^I have fury!^) All words that Luigi says in ()s are sounds, not text. When !, ?, ..., and sweatdrop are in ()s, they are emotion bubbles. I. Beginning Cutscene Narrarator: The Goodwill Ambassador from the Beanbean Kingdom has arrived. *Lady Lima and a servant come in and walk up to Princess Peach* Lady Lima: "I wish to improve my kingdom's ties with the Mushroom Kingdom." *bows* "I bring a gift from Queen Bean." *the servant walks up with a chest* *Peach comes forward* *the chest opens and a green head on a spring pops out, which sprays gas at the Princess* *the Toads panic* Lady Lima: "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!" *reveals she is Cackletta and blasts the room with thunder bolts* *the Toads run away* *the servant reveals he is Fawful and laughs* *the headgear falls from the sky and lands on Fawful* *the mouth part of the headgear goes up to Peach and sucks up the gas* *Peach faints* Cackletta: "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!" *the screen slides to show Cackletta and Fawful flying toward something in the sky, then fades to Mario's Pad* *scene ends* II. Koopa Cruiser I Underling: Your Rancidness! We will soon pass over the border between the Mushroom and Beanbean Kingdoms. Bowser: Hmm! Nice work! You can go back belowdecks. Now. Underling: *leaves* Luigi: *eyes pop out through binoculars... somehow* Mario and Bowser: (?) Mario" *jumps several times* Bowser: *hops once* Eh? What's with all the hoopla? *a lightning ball hits the Cruiser* Bowser: *falls over* Luigi: *falls off the hook and onto Bowser* Bowser: *gets up and spins around* ^RAWR! What now?^ ...(!) Mario and Luigi: (!) Cackletta: *flies up in flying chair* Eeeyah ha ha ha ha! Who would have thought you'd catch up to the Great Cackletta in even a hundred million years? Bowser: You! You're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan? Cackletta: ^Eeyah ha ha ha! Oh, I dare!^ Mario and Luigi: (!) Cackletta: And now I'm going straight back to the Beanbean Kingdom so my next plan can take root! Fawful: *flies up to her* Cackletta: I have no time to chat with the likes of you! *turns around* ^Fawful! Take care of this!^ *flies off* Bowser: GWAAAARRR! HOLD IT! Fawful: *flies up* *laughs* Eeeyah ha ha ha ha! I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom! *fires ball at Bowser* Mario and Luigi: *run over to Bowser* Mario: (?) Fawful: *comes up from behind* ^Eeeyah ha ha ha ha! Next it is the turn of you!^ -Battle with Fawful- *After being hit twice* Fink-rat!!! *attacks Mario for red, Luigi for green* *After being hit on next turn, before attacking the Bros. again* Bowser: Ow... Grrrr... Mario and Luigi: (!) Bowser: *crawls behind the Bros.* Hey, wanna dodge this nut's attacks? No: Have it your way... *Fawful attacks again* Yes: Before he attacks... watch what he says... really carefully! Fawful: Such mumbling! Stop it... Fink-rat! Bowser: *crawls to the right* When the stuff this nut says is red... *crawls to the left* He's attacking YOU, Mario! All enemies have a hint in their attacks. So keep your eyes on them. Fawful: *attacks again, even if you said no* *After another attack to him* Have you readiness for this?!? *if red, attacks Mario, then Luigi, and opposite for green* *When dealt enough damage* Oof! *heargear dissappears and he falls to the ground* *Another attack to him* Now is when I ram you! *rams one of the Bros.* *When dealt more damage* Ooof! Uhnnrgh... How could fink-rats like you defeat an awful nasty as me? Headgear! *headgear comes back and brings Fawful up* *grabs on* ^I have fury!^ -End battle with Fawful- Fawful: *laughs* Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you! ^One fell swoop is how I will deal with you fink-rats!^ *shoots many balls at the Cruiser* ^Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!^ *the Cruiser explodes, and two people below see Mario and Luigi fall to Stardust Fields* *scene ends* III. Hoohoo Village Soldier: G-Give back Prince Peasley! Fawful: *knocks away soldier with lightning ball* *laughs* Mario: *jumps* Fawful: (!) *turns to the Bros.* ^Nnrrgh-GACK!^ Y-You again! You are the pair of fink-rats that swooped in with the Bowser that I hate! Hmph! HMPH, I say to you! While I was busy with Peasley, you have been catching me! ^I have fury!^ But Cackletta has already begun smearing the butter of her next tasty plan over Beanbean Castle! Since you two cannot make it in time, I say to you it is better never than late... *flies up* ^So here is your halting place!!!^ *statue drops* ^I have fury!^ Since you will not be shattering this stone, I laugh at you trying to climb down this mountain! *Fawful flies off* *scene ends* IV. Beanbean Castle Lady Lima: Ohhh, thank the stars! You've saved me! You heroic souls! Mario and Luigi: *run up to Lady Lima and pose* Lady Lima: C-Could you be the Mario Bros. from the Mushroom Kingdom? What are the Mario Bros. doing in a place like this? Mario and Luigi: *explain* Lady Lima: (?) What? You claim I dropped he pair of you down here? And that I told you to fix the plumbing? ...Most perplexing... Why, we were attacked by Cackletta and her fiends and have been stuck here ever since! (...) Servant: Hmm... perhaps the "Lady Lima" you encountered was... *screen fades to Beanstar chamber* Lady Lima: *walks up to the force field, which disappears* ^Eeyah ha ha ha!^ Foolish Mario Bros.! You have completely and pathetically fallen into my trap! Repairing the plumbing is the key to disabling the Beanstar security system! Fawful: *runs in* Cackletta! It is the hurrying time! We must take that Beanstar and fastly run away from this place! Lady Lima: *turns into Cackletta* ^Eeyah ha ha ha!^ At last... at long, long last... I have in my possesion both the Beanstar and Peach's voice! *screen fades to black and the Beanstar flies in* That thing that can grant all desires... The Beanstar... *Lady Lima, the servant, the Bros., and the sewers reappear* Lady Lima: We have always remained at this castle, acting as guardians... Protecting the Beanstar and keeping it out of evil hands... Servant: There's no doubt about it! Cackletta must be after the Beanstar! Oh no! Lady Lima: Ohhhhhhh! Heroic Mario Bros.! Quickly now! You must go to the Beanstar! Go! You must not let the Beanstar fall into the hands of evil! Quickly! Quickly! Do not dawdle! *in the Beanstar chamber* Servant: Aww... we're too late! The Beanstar... ^Eeyah ha ha ha!^ *Cackletta and Fawful come down* Cackletta: The Beanstar and Princess Peach's voice are already mine! Fawful: Once we awaken the Beanstar with Princess Peach's voice, this world will be Cackletta's snack cake! Cackletta: Say, Mario Boys, you haven't bothered to pay a visit to your host, Queen Bean... I thought you had better manners! Wouldn't you agree, Queen Bean? Queen Bean: *drops from the ceiling* Grrroo-hoo-hoo! Cackletta: Perhaps the three of you can sit down over tea to discuss the finer points of foreign policy! ^Eeyah ha ha ha!^ Queen Bean: Hunh-gahhhhhhh! *steps up the the Bros. to battle* *scene ends* V. Woohoo Hooniversity *the right Peach-Bot shakes* Fawful: *comes out from behind it* Preparations have completion! O Great Cackletta, unleash the voice of Princess Peach on the Beanstar when you are wanting to! Cackletta: *runs in* ^Eeyah ha ha ha!^ The moment when all the world will bow down to me has come at last... *fade back to sun door room* *in Peach-Bot room* Mario: (!) Cackletta: ^Eeyah ha ha ha! Peach-bots! SPEAK!!! Left Peach-Bot: ^Ho! Ho! Ho!^ Right Peach-Bot: ^Ho! Ho! Ho!^ Top Peach-Bot: ^Ho! Ho! Ho!^ Beanstar: *gets angry and turn red* *rises up and makes a giant hole in the floor, and proceeds down it* Cackletta: ^Eeyah ha ha...HUH?!?^ Wh-Wha-What happened?!? What is this??? Fawful: *walks up* I have fright! A situation we had not suspected has begun to d-d-d-develop! May we flee? Mario and Luigi: *walk up* Cackletta: ^EEYARGH!^ Pests! Loathsome pests! And at the worst possible moment! We don't have time to deal with you fools!!! Luigi: *whacks Fawful into the ground* *thumbs up* (Oh yeah!) Cackletta: ^EEYARGH!^ Hah! Hmph! Well, won't this be fun! Oh, yes! If that's how it is, I'm ready for you! I'm going to knock you all the way back to the Mushroom Kingdom! -Battle with Cackletta- -End of battle with Cackletta- Cackletta; Graagh! Eeyaaa...ha...hohhh... H-How could this happen?!? Fawful: *moves over to Cackletta* CACKLETTA! Do not have worries! *pops out of the ground, and lands behind Cackletta with headgear* Watch! I am sucking up your energy with this headgear! *sucks up Cackletta's body* *the container gets bigger* Cackletta: Oh... Oh... Oh, Fawful! Give them one final... Attack for me! Fawful: I say to you YES! *advances toward the Bros., who step backward* Peasley: *jumps in and knocks over Fawful* Mario and Luigi: (!) Peasley: *hits Fawful with sword several times* *hits him one final time and knocks him out of the Hooniversity* Now! Quickly! To the fallen Beanstar! Mario: *explain* Peasley: (?) What? The Beanstar heard Princess Peach's voice and went mad? But why would Princess Peach's voice drive the Beanstar mad? I sense a surprising secret at the center of this riddle! Mario and Luigi: (?) Peasley: I shall explain it all in detail once we have safely recovered the Beanstar that has fallen below. You two must go to the bottom floor immediately! *shines hair* *gets on carpet-thing and flies out* *scene ends* VI. Intermission: Making of Bowletta Meanwhile, Near the Border... Fawful: *walks up to Bowser with cracked container* O... G-Great... Ca-Cackletta... W-Will this guy...do? Cackletta: Any... Anyone will do now... Hurry... Quickly... Fawful: *spits Cackletta at Bowser* *Bowser flashes* *the screen turns dark* *purple eyes open* *a mouth opens and spits fire* *Cackletta's laugh is heard and the screen turns red* *scene ends* VII. Little Fungitown *a lightning bolt hits Luigi* Toad: Luigi! Are you OK? Luigi: (...) *jumps up* *talks with Toad* Toad: What? You don't know what you've been doing? Don't you remember? Luigi: *thinks* (...) Toad: I heard you went to Guffawha Ruins to get Crabbie Grass for Mario... Did... Did you really get Crabbie Grass? Luigi: (!) *opens suitcase* *searches* (!) *takes out Crabbie Grass* Toad: (!) It-It really IS Crabbie Grass! Going to the frightful and dangerous Guffawha Ruins all by yourself... Luigi! How incredibly courageous you are! Surely you will be a legend in this town! Luigi: (sweatdop) Toad: By the way, what do you think that thunderous noise was? Could something have happened at the embassy? Luigi, shouldn't you be rushing to Mario's side? Luigi: *nods* *closes suitcase and puts it away* *runs to the embassy* Toad: ^L-L-Luigi!!^ Luigi: (!) Toad: *runs up* ^P-P-Princess Peach!!! She-!!!^ Luigi: (!) *the screen goes dark* *more lightning bolts* *the screen goes black* *white, evil eyes can be seen* *the screen goes back to normal and shows Peach in the Clown Copter* Luigi: *whaaa!!!* Peach: ^Luigi!!!^ Bowletta: *grabs Peach from behind* *the shadow of Bowletta come up in her place* Luigi: (!) *jumps* *"Bowser" (sprite in place of text)* Bowletta: ^Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!^ Excuse me? Bowser??? Oh, I think you're sorely mistaken. ^I'm...^ *Bowletta fades in* ^Bowletta!!!^ Fawful: *comes down* Cackletta's power has poured into this Koopa who is king!!! The body is of the Bowser, but the mind is all of the Great Cackletta! *laughs* Bowletta: ^Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!^ I need no voice this time... *I'll just steal... the real deal!!! Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!^ Peach: Help me!! *Bowletta and Fawful fly off with Peach* *scene ends* VIII. Joke's End - Koopa Crusier II Mario: (!) Fawful: *laughs* So! The fink-rats come at last! Now is the time when you hand over the Beanstar, you little men! Send the Beanstar up to the top of this pedestal, and be hasty! Luigi: *goes under gate* Fawful: Send the Beanstar up here! *moves away* Luigi: *jumps on* *holds up fake Beanstar* Fawful: *blasts Luigi* Luigi: *is slammed against the wall* Fawful: *laughs* Oh! Oh, I am laughing at you! I can see through your pathetic designs, you ugly thing! That was a FAKE Beanstar! *goes to Luigi and lands* Now you give me the real one! *sucks up Beanstar from suitcase* *flies up* Har! You idiots of stupidity! *flies off the top-right entrance* Luigi: *gets up* *hits switch in next room* *the gate opens* Mario and Luigi: *get together* Luigi: *explains* Mario: *thumbs up* *runs over to suitcase and holds of Peach's extra dress* Luigi: (?) *After going right* Fawful: *flies in* O Great Bowletta! At last we have the Beanstar! I am joyful! Bowletta: *flies down* ^You have done well!^ Seeing through their fake Beanstar ruse and ruining their plan was brilliant! Mario: *comes in and jumps* Peach: ^Mariooo!^ Bowletta: What's that? Do you need something? Or are you finally admitting defeat? Mario: *explains* Bowletta: Huh? What? What are you saying? You want us to return Peach? Mario: *nods* Bowletta: Oh, I have to laugh! We would never release Peach to scheming liars like you two! ^Eeyah ha ha ha!^ You reap the beans you sow, fools! Now, meet your doom! Mario: *laughs* Bowletta: ^S-Something's wrong here...^ Peach: *walks in* Bowletta: ^T-Two princesses?!? Wha-What is this?!?^ Peach: Tee hee hee hee... The Princess Peach you kidnapped... ^is an impostor!^ We expected this to happen, so we prepared an impostor... You fell into our trap! Bowletta: ^No! It can't be!^ Peach: Tee hee hee hee... Come Mario, let us return! Bowletta: ^W-Wait!!!^ Fawful: *shoots Mario* Peach: *runs* Bowletta: Forget this cheap knockoff! I'm taking the real Princess Peach! *drops kidnapped Peach through mouth* *chases other Peach with Fawful* Peach: Heeeelllp! Bowletta and Fawful: *fly off with Peach* Mario: *hops out of electrocution* *walks up to Peach* Peach: (...) *gets up* ^Oh, Mario! Thank you!^ I always believed you would save me. *kisses Mario* *fade out to Koopa Cruiser* Bowletta: ^Eeyah ha ha ha!^ At last, we have both Princess Peach and the Beanstar! Fawful: I still have rage over that fake Princess Peach... Bowletta: Hmph! They're a slick bunch, huh? And you, Princess Peach... you're a sly one, too! ^Eeyah ha ha ha!^ Peach: *cries* Bowletta: By the way, Princess... Why are you covering your mouth with your hands? Fawful: Do you hide something? Peach: *shakes head* Bowletta: (...) ^Ack! Behind you! A HUMONGOUS COCKROACH!^ Luigi: *turns around and jumps up, showing mustache* (...) *falls down* Bowletta: Fawful... Did you see that? Fawful: Yes. Mustache. Bowletta: Fawful... Fawful: Yes. Bowletta: Fire at will. Fawful: *fires* *the ball hits, showing Luigi's head* Bowletta: ^GAHHHHHHHH!!! How did you trick us?!?^ Fawful: *fires at Luigi two more times, which he jumps over* Luigi: *runs* Fawful: *chases Luigi to the left* *fires more as he chases to the right* Luigi: *runs to an ! block* *hits it* Bowletta: ^GAHHHHHHHHH!^ Luigi: *laughs, changes, and proceeds right through the Cruiser* *in the Beanstar room* Luigi: *zaps blue ball* *takes the Beanstar* You recovered the Beanstar! Luigi: *runs over to the open door* *spins in place* *jumps* Bowletta: GRAAAAAACK! How could this happen not only once, but twice?!? Fawful: *runs in* We chase them now! Bowletta: ...No! Instead, we go to the Mushroom Kingdom! Fawful: M-Mushroom Kingdom?!? *the screen fades to Luigi falling, using Peach's dress as a parachute* *scene ends* IX. Bowser's Castle - The Koopalings Fawful: *walks up to Bowletta* O Great Bowletta! The Mario Bros. who I hate are coming this way! Bowletta: *laughs* Bah! No matter! They'll never make it here! ^Koopalings! Your time has come!^ *a chute to the right opens, releasing Iggy, Morton, Lemmy, Ludwig, Roy, Wendy, and Larry, in that order* *fade out to Mario and Luigi at the entrance* *scene ends* X. Final Fawful Battle *the floor shakes* *the lava bubbles and a giant dome comes out* *the dome opens, revealing Fawful* Fawful: ^I have fury!^ *turns to face the Bros.* At last, my entrance with drama! Finally! Now is the time when my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage! *cloak spins around* *spotlights carried by Latikus shine on Fawful on a black screen* Fawful: St-standing in the spotlight at such a gala of spectacularity... My nerves are nervous! But... Now that I am thinking... Cakletta's* revival was all thanks to my quite nasty efforts! *the Latikus fly away* Fawful: Which means that all this time, I am Fawful, who is just a toady! Such working, all for others! *floats back down and the backround reappears* And THAT means... the true meaning of our battle gives me fear and confusion!! I need no long speech before this battle, which will now be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats! *an antenna comes out of Fawful, which produces a lighting ball that rises up and fires at the Bros., who run* Mario and Luigi: *get in battle stance* Fawful: *rises into the air* -Battle with Fawful- Fawful: *is floating, then falls into dome and closes it* *hit dome once* What a wasting! *hit two times* Rat-fink! Try as you might, the resulting will be the same! *comes out and laughs* *attacks* Different Attacks: *shoot electric balls* *flaps one of his arms and attacks the corresponding brother until it's countered* *puts hovering (destroyable) block above both brothers, waits 5 seconds, and fires a beam* *hit three times* Rat-fink! Try as you might, the resulting will be the same! *hit four times* You have annoying persistence! And now you eat this! *sends out circling balls of light* *after the balls disappear, the dome turns red/orange* *Fawful flies out* ^Ouch! HOTNESS! It is the overheat!^ *after beating on Fawful for two turns, (usually) he goes back in, attacks, but still comes out after four hits* *After defeating, but still in battle* Fawful: ^Agh-agh-agh!^ *shakes and explodes like all other bosses* -End battle with Fawful- Fawful: *lays in defeat on dome* Urggh... unless my mind is crazy, I have somehow managed to lose... This must be... fate... Urrrgh... I must accept the defeating... *shoots a lightning ball that hits Mario, who stays zapped for a while* Luigi: *cowers* Fawful: *gets up* ^I have fury!^ Ha! Now, taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you! Peasley: *flies down and hits Fawful with sword* HAH! In the finale of the finale, when negligence begets rashness, the come-back is comeback upon! *laughs* Ah heh heh heh heh heh! Fawful: *shoots a lightning ball at Peasley, who electrocutes in place by Mario* Peasley: EE-YOUCH! Fawful: *gets up and runs to the top* ^I have fury!^ In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at! Mario and Luigi: *hop up and run over to Fawful* Mario: *whacks Fawful into the ground* Fawful: *pops out, but as he falls back down...* Luigi: *whacks Fawful with hammer* (Bye-bye!) Fawful: *flies out of the part of the castle that looks like Bowser's mouth* *explodes* *scene ends*